Me during Yoosung's route:
I must protect his smile
Me after Yoosung's route:
I found my husband. He is my sun sky and moon. He owns my heart, my soul, and everything that--Da fuq is this eyeless hoodlum kissing my man?...Is that me?...Oh yeah, this is a game.
Me before Zen's route:
I want Yoosung...
Me during Zen's route:
My love, Yoosung, the thirst for you is real... Wait whose route am I on again?
Me after Zen's route:
Zen really improved his self confidence, I'm really proud of him.....I want Yoosung....(#friendzoned)
Me before Jeahee's route part 1:
looks like I need more hourglasses before I can play the deep story routes.....
*Slowly pulls out bank card*
Me before 707's route:
I want Yoosung...
Me during 707's route:
Don't pull that tsundere sh't on me, Dexter. I've watched Dragon Ball Z, Beserk, AND Ushio to Tora. I know ALL the bad'ss tsunies! your reclusive 'ss don't got SH'T!!!!
Me after 707's route:
I want to see their kids and the coitus performed to make the kids using an animation collaboration of Dreamworks and Pixar and having at least 3 hours worth of content...and Yoosung...
Me before Jumin's route:
Oh boy, I can't wait to get to know Jumin on a more complex level and possibly help with some cat projects 😻
Me during Jumin's route:
I don't want to play anymore. I want to go home. This is so uncomfortable. Why are all the things I want to say to this man leading towards the bad route? Where's Yoosung; he has, like, 0 screen time? Zen is the best saltmate I've ever had, my best friend(#ZenZoned).
Me after Jumin's route:
I'M FREE!!! Stay away from me. Don't talk to me. Don't breath the same air as me. Don't even remember that I exsist. Bye. Later. I'm outskie. Douces. Yoosung.
Me before Jeahee's route part 2:
Well, looks like the only thing I need to do to complete this game is finish the Christmas DLC. It's way pass Christmas, but whatever.
*Played everyone except Jumin and Jaehee in DLC*
Me before Jeahee's route part 3:
I should stop beating around the bush. I won't complete this game until I get all the bad endings too. I mean, that's all that's left...
Me two weeks later looking up my baby's and Jumin on tvtropes:
What? You mean Jaehee was a platonic relationship this whole time...?...Holy sh't....
Me before Jeahee's route part 4:
Honestly, I only got here because it's easier to tell Jumin to go f'ck himself.
Me during Jeahee's route:
Zen and I must protect her smile.#TheBROT3. #ZenTheBestFriendZoned2017. #IMissYouYoosungIllNeverLetYouGoNextTime
Me after Jeahee's route:
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? THANK YOU FOR PROFESSIONALLY TELLING JUMIN TO F'CK OFF FOR ME. I LOVE YOU. THIS IS THE BEST ROUTE EVER. MY EXPECTATIONS FOR BFFFL'S HAVE TOTALLY CHANGED. YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND EVER. EVERY OTHER FRIEND IS JUST A SIDE BAE. I AM LITERALLY CRYING. THIS IS SO AMAZING... Assistant Yoosung is pretty funny.